Ninjas
Dude, ninjas are awesome. That's why I have to kill them. They create the one of the best hobbies ever (killing ninjas). They have way awesome fighting skills, and they are so awesome in general that the world is FILLED with ninja wannabes. But for those of you who are true ninjas out there, here's to you.
The American Heritage Dictionary defines a ninja as, "A member of a class of 14th-century Japanese mercenary agents who were trained in the martial arts and hired for covert operations such as assassination and sabotage." Now, that is a very specific definition, so here is my definition:
"A member of a class of highly skilled badasses with intent to kill Jaxin. They put up a damn good fight, and always fight with something awesome, like acid or japanese swords. See also bag of kickass."
Now that is a better definition, because it encompasses people like Chloe and stuff. You know, I was fighting this evil clown today, and it was just pathetic. He couldn't even operate a gun. Never in my 9 months of killing ninjas has one ever assaulted me with a gun. They understand the rules of the game. Now, here's a salute to ninjas.
