Clownja log: Evil Clown #1, Ninja #95.5
I guess the word got around that I've been badmouthing evil clowns, because I was walking along today when a Ford Taurus drove by and an evil clown popped his head out the window with an MP5 in hand and pulled the trigger. It jammed as soon as he pulled it (he didn't load up the clip right, the loser. Evil clowns are apparently less formidable opponents than ninjas), and the driver stopped the car, apparently trying to help the other clown unjam it. Now, as many of you may know, I've been planning to kill an evil clown for a while using this tiny pencil I've been writing with. Good thing I sharpened it today in Economics...
Anyway, so I threw the pencil in that cool way I do, where I swing my arm around and open my hand so that it just flies at my target, and goes flying straight at the clown's eye. Suddenly, a ninja popped out from nowhere (I didn't see him coming at all) and intercepted the pencil. He quickly did a really cool spin and threw it back at me. I dodged all matrix style, but then he stabbed at me with his katana, which I dodged, and then slashed with his wakizashi. I had to fall on my back in order to keep from getting cut up by his fierce attacks, but I quickly backrolled (I am sure I did it wrong, but whatever, it worked) and grabbed the pencil off the ground in the same motion.
Trying my throw again, I threw the pencil at the evil clown, and the ninja dove again to catch it (not out of pity for the clown, but I think he wanted to throw it again, because he too had found the awesomeness of throwing the tiny pencil) but missed. The clown had just finished unjamming the gun and began pointing it at me, but got hit in the eye with the pencil and died. The driver panicked and drove away quickly, leaving the MP5 behind.
Anyway, there I was, with my neck sore from doing the backroll wrong, and the ninja in front of me, wielding a katana in his right hand and a wakizashi in his left. My eye was caught by the nametag I didn't notice before, stating "Frankie". Frankie's eyes narrowed and he lunged at me.
There was a full six hours of fighting...well, maybe like six minutes because it hasn't been six hours since school even let out...whatever. It was a long time. It finally ended with me giving him a full on kick in the face with the bigass hiking boot on my right foot, and his head toppling off his body. That was tough work.
Well, overall, Frankie was a pretty good opponent. Chloe, if he's from your clan, you better give him a "Medal of Awesome." I know I did. Check it out -> Medal of Awesome
