Ninja Killing Log Numbers 80, 81, and 82:
"So I was on aisle 9 of Staples after school, minding my own business, when a ninja came through the "Employees Only" door. So I said, "Hey, you're not supposed to be in there!" He lunged at me with a war cry as a background of flowing color appeared behind him as a representation of his great speed. I took one step to the side, and the ninja passed me, running into a shelf full of merchandise. He got up quickly and prepared to attack again, but I grabbed a handful of office supplies and threw them at him. They skewered him, leaving him lying in a pool of ninja blood. "AAAAUGHH...MECHANICAL PENCILS!!" were his last words. Realizing I might still be in danger, I climbed to the top of the shelf as I heard over the intercom, "Clean up on aisle 9." Looking around, it seemed no one else was there to attack me, but coincidentally there were two other ninjas over by the blank DVDs, apparently confused about whether to buy DVD-Rs or DVD+Rs. Not wanting to give up the chance for two more kills, I took off one of my shoes and threw it at them. They got knocked over and died."
