Manji vs. Seshomaru, Jaxin's Rendition
(Manji is standing around by a tree. Enter Seshomaru.) Seshomaru: (looking straight ahead with a straight face he mumbles) I'm too sexy for my sword, to sexy for my hair, to sexy... Manji: Who are you? Seshomaru: My name is Seshomaru, but I call myself Sexy. Who are you? Manji: I'm Manji.
(awkward silence) Manji: Umm, I can't think of an excuse to fight you. Do you want to just fight? Seshomaru: (shrugs) I guess.
(enter Neal) Neal: (sees Manji) Hey! You're Manji! Oh man! You are so badass! Manji: Umm, actually, I'm not. Neal: Yeah you are! Manji: No, really, I'm not. Ever since you started writing about me, I've had no personality. Oh well... Seshomaru: (Still straight face) I don't have time for this. I need to get around to my sexy sleep.
(enter Jiggin Walkingtonson) Manji: Who are you? Jiggin: Who am I? I'm Jiggin Walkingtonson. I'm really awesome. Neal: (rubbing chin with suspicion) Hey...if you are so awesome, why haven't I heard of you? Jiggin: Well, I'm an up and coming embodiment of awesomeness, so I'm just starting. That combined with the fact that you're an ignorant fool.
(enter Jaxin) Jaxin: Hey! You're Jiggin Walkingtonson. You're awesome. Jiggin: Damn Straight!
(Awkward silence)
(Jiggin takes out a box of Golden Crisp) Seshomaru: Oh man! I love that stuff! (Starts towards Jiggin) Manji: Oh man me too! I call it! (starts moving towards Jiggin) Jiggin: (hugs cereal close to his body protectively) Whoa no...you ain't getting any of this. I can't get enough of it. Seshomaru: Stupid humans don't deserve it anyway... Manji: Well, what are you that makes you so special? Seshomaru: I think I'm, like, a demon or something... Manji: Well, demons are stupid. Seshomaru: Really? Manji: Yeah, I saw this special on the Discovery Channel on them. Seshomaru: Really? Man, that sucks. Manji: Yeah, I know. Sorry I had to break the news. Seshomaru: Yeah, well, it isn't your fault. At least I know now. Well, in any case, we should probably fight. Jiggin: *munch munch munch* Manji: Yeah, you're probably right.
(Manji and Seshomaru charge at each other. Both too stupid to notice the tree inbetween them, they both slam facefirst into the tree and fall over unconscious. Neal begins poking Manji.) Jiggin: That was interesting... Jaxin: Yeah...gimme some of that Golden Crisp. Jiggin: Okay, you can have a little but only because you created me. Neal: *poke poke*
