Weapon of Choice: Chloe, throwing children. Ultimate Weapon: Shinai. Special Moves:
Mariposa.
Not saving you from doing boom boom pop.
Blindly contradicting what you say.
Biggest Advantage: Can magically jump insanely high and do magical flips and stuff. Biggest Drawback: After magically jumping around for hours without getting hurt, mortally wounds himself while running upstairs to get a magnifying glass. Mildly Entertaining Anecdote Told by Jaxin with Poor Punctuation Which Never Actually Occurred:
so then i was like, "wait, so you're a landscaper now?" and neal was like "yeah, i, like, landscape stuff" and then i was like "so, like, what kind of stuff?" and he was all like "well, sometimes green stuff and sometimes brown stuff. once i landscaped a purple thing" and then i was like "oh. well im a bagging guy, i bag things" and he's like "bag things?" and im like "hell yeah! its like, i put things in a bag, sometimes a paper bag, but most of the time plastic. sometimes i put things in two bags, if they're really heavy or if the customers are feeling particularly bitchy and saying things like 'double bag it please' or 'dont smash my avocados' and i'll let you know man, look at me here this is important, i'll let you know: i'll smash their damn avocados all i please, because im better than all that--" and neal was all like "hey, man, calm down you dont have to--" and i was all like "hey, you cant tell me what to do" and he was like "what, you think you're better than me, just because you work indoors, with air conditioning?" and i was like "maybe i do think...that thing, that you just said" and he's like "well, you dont get to drive around a little car and break its axel and stuff" (because that's the way that neal would spell axle). but its true, you know, he's got a point. if my air conditioning went up against his car...thingy... ... you know, i dont know where im going with this because i forgot what i was talking about.
