Kona
Kona was a friendly and rather energetic coffee bean. Unfortunately, he was also very sad and deeply troubled inside. You see, he had been bottling up all of his anger since he had been small and green. He lived in Hawaii, and one day, some evil people came and picked him of his mommy's vine. They deported him into Montana. He was very sad. One day, he decided to go cow tipping, as cow tipping is just about the only form of entertainment when one is stuck in Montana. So there he was, just about to tip over a cow, and the damn cow stepped on him! He died. It was truly very tragic. That was the end of poor Kona. He was destined to be a smushed pile of ground coffee bean.
