Fat Flamingo
The city was lodged at the bottom of the hill. The flamingo king ruled it all. He was a fat flamingo. One day, as he was sitting in his royal chair eating Twinkies, he decided that he was too fat, so he needed to get some exercise. He took a flamingimo (a flamingo's version of a limousine) up to the top of the hill, where he was amazed to see a herd of polar bears frolicking in the fields and sniffing the daisies. He decided to be like the bears, and tried frolicking and sniffing, and surprisingly the flowers smelled rather like sharpies. He began to feel very light and happy. Then he jumped atop a giraffe and rode to Disneyland where he remained for all of eternity, or at least until he was squished by a steamroller and died.
