Alexander the Rabid Chipmunk
Once upon a time there was a chipmunk named Alexander. One day after he had been making out with his girlfriend, Melissa Chipmunk, she said, "I have some news. I have rabies." Alexander said, "Oh no, then I must have rabies too." Melissa Chipmunk then said, "I'm sorry, but I think we should go our separate ways." Alexander was heartbroken. Not only had he just been dumped, but he had gone from being Alexander the chipmunk to being Alexander the rabid chipmunk. He was so depressed that he proceeded to drown himself in pickle juice.
The End
