The Meaning of a Clown
Curling up in a little ball
shuddering at the horrible clown in front of me,
his horrible laugh, burning into my brain.
I feel so full of emotion,
mostly rage,
and I realize that there is something I have to do.
I have to kill this clown,
but then bring him back to life
and then kill him again.
Sooooooooooooooooooooooo...............
Then I start out with spitting acid in his face. He didn't like that too much, so he swallowed my whole. Bad times. I survived for weeks on the saltine crackers in my pocket. Then I killed him.
Here's how it happened.
I start out with a fresh bottle of maple syrup, Canada's official currency. Then I mixed it with a bottle of lime juice, and before you know it, BAM! You got yourself a chainsaw. Another name for this dish is Seldom Salmon.
And one more word of advice: don't argue with Arby's. They will throw talking oven mitts at you that blow up balloons, haunting your nightmares for years to come...
And that's the meaning of a clown.
