Max's Affair With Jugs and Waiters
Max was watching TV one day, and he saw this Sierra Mist commercial where this guy jumped off his balcony into a small jug of water in a restaurant on the floor below. Max noticed that he too lived in an apartment with a balcony, and below was a restaurant, just like in the commercial. Seeing this as too much for just a mere coincidence, Max decided to jump off his balcony, truly believing that his 170 pound body would fit into a small jug that could only carry 1 gallon of water.
He leapt off the balcony and landed on the table, breaking all four of the table legs and the jug in the process. The waiter turned around and looked at him. "What have you DOOOONE!!!" The waiter let out a blood curtling cry and ripped off his shirt. He lunged toward Max.
Max kicked the waiter in the shin, and the waiter buckled. He fell on the ground and cried. Max opened his mouth and a huge vortex of unending horror opened up.
Suddenly, a guy in a suit walked up. "Excuse me, I'm a advertising campaign manager for Sierra Mist, and I think that what you just did would be perfect for one of our commercials. Would you be willing to sell your souls to our corporation?"
Max and the waiter looked at each other, then looked back at the man. "Yeah, sure, I guess," said Max.
They were taken away and became slaves of the capitalist system.
Yeah, it's kinda like that.
