Jerry and Winslow Play Go
Jerry and Winslow were turtles, and they loved to play Go. Every day they would play, and they won about an even number of games. Usually it was the turtle who went first who won.
One day, they were playing on a grassy knoll, and Jerry had almost closed off a good amount of territory when Winslow cut him off. Jerry looked up at Winslow with a violated look. "You BASTARD!" he screamed. (optional spelling: "You BASTERD!")
Jerry dove over the Go board and tackled Winslow, sending go stones flying in all directions. They rolled down the grassy knoll and into a cave made completely of ice. Sliding down a slick slope, they exchanged furious blows as they dodged the stalactites that fell.
After a short while, the cave led out of a freezer door and into the kitchen of a rich person's house, who happened to be hosting a party. Jerry used his fearsome turtle karate to back Winslow against the refrigerator. Winslow, while countering, opened up the refrigerator and grabbed a jar of mayonnaise from the fridge and a cloth napkin from the counter.
Jumping back, Winslow put the napkin in the jar of mayonnaise, whipped his zipper (lighter) out of his shell and set the napkin on fire, creating a mayonnaise molotov cocktail of doom. Winslow hurled the jar at Jerry, but Jerry dodged, and the mayonnaise jar hit the north wall, creating a massive explosion and destroying everything there.
Both turtles leapt from the explosion in action movie poses. Jerry grabbed a corkscrew from the debris leftover from the explosion and thrusted at Winslow with it. Winslow dodged and grabbed Jerry's arm and threw him headfirst into a blender. He jammed the top on and hit "puree." Jerry's body jerked for a bit, then became limp.
Winslow looked up to see the shocked and horrified faces of the party-goers. Winslow was clueless as to what to do, but then made a quick recovery. "Now, for my next trick," he said. "I will create fire!" He whipped out his zipper again and lit it. Everyone cheered.
