Name:Jaxin
Comments:What the fuxorzzz? My site got raided by German tourists while I was gone for 10 months! Man, you should have seen it, the guestbook was full of all these crazy german names and their German adverisments. Oh well, I blame it on Google. HOW DID THEY FIND ME????? I WAS SO HIDDEN FOR SO LONG! THE MAN FOUND ME OUT! Damn Google and their ridiculous information organizational powers...
Screen name: eyebrowsoffire
Weapon of Choice: Serrated Spoon! (Filled with Salmon Roe)
Ultimate Weapon: Wire Wisk (Covered in the Blood of the Innocent)
January 5, 2006 06:38:32 (GMT Time)


Name:Neal Erickson
Comments:This is what happens when it's 12:10 and you have so much to do that you don't want to do anything at all.
Screen name: WeasleWaza
Weapon of Choice: Shinai
Ultimate Weapon: I forgot...
September 16, 2005 07:07:01 (GMT Time)


Name:Neal Erickson
Comments:Amuseing. But I will do it. And you will be part of the costume. I told emi about it and she liked the idea and will help us make it. There is no way you can say no to emi, and I have her on my side, so I win. Besides, it's a great idea.
Screen name: WeaselWaza
Weapon of Choice: Shinai
Ultimate Weapon: I forgot...
June 8, 2005 16:38:10 (GMT Time)


Name:Jaxin Gardner
Comments:I think it's funny that in the previous post Neal says "I'll totally do it! I swear!" but, ironically, his weapon "shinai" can also literally mean "I will not do it."
Screen name: eyebrowsoffire
Weapon of Choice: Serrated Spoon
Ultimate Weapon: Wire Whisk
June 2, 2005 04:47:57 (GMT Time)


Name:Neal
Comments:Screw alucard. really, it wasn't a great idea and I wouldn't do a good one anyway. New idea. Homerun idea. A tiger. Hell yeah. I might need another person to be the other 1/2 of the tiger *looking at jackson* but that's cool. It's perfect. I'll totaly do it, I swear!
Screen name: WeaselWaza
Weapon of Choice: Shinai
Ultimate Weapon: I forgot
May 7, 2005 10:42:31 (GMT Time)


Name:Neal Erickson
Comments:Pizza, flamingo, etc.: Dude, you know that it's blood is poisonis. If you touch the blood of somebody that was killed with an arrow that was dipped in the blood of the flamingo, you'll die. But I guess that's why it had such awesome recovery effeects on you. Rateing: 2/10 It wasn't funny
Screen name: WeaselWaza
Weapon of Choice: Shinai
Ultimate Weapon: I forgot
April 29, 2005 05:28:51 (GMT Time)


Name:Neal Erickson
Comments:So, I was all, do you know where my squid is? And then he said "Squid? Don't you mean quid?" and that's when I

No, just, no. that was going nowhere fast. *sigh* I remember to good old days, back when ninja's were being killed left and right, and...

dude, my brain is totaly not working, danm it.

Watch Hellsing. It's good. I think I might do Alucard for next hollows eve. Or maybe the Cathloc priest... But he only has d8 Hp, while Alucard has at least 13d8, and can regenerate. Well, so can that priest... and he can use bladed weapons. Hmm. I think I'll do Alucard.
Screen name: WeaselWaza
Weapon of Choice: Shinai
Ultimate Weapon: I forgot
April 16, 2005 04:10:09 (GMT Time)


Name:Neal
Comments:Neal: (in a normal voice) Fish Sticks.
Jackson: wtf is that supposed to mean?
Neal: (in a "funny" voice) FISH STICKS!!
Jackson: wtf? You're such a dumbass.

This is the easiest way to demonstrait the difference between jackson, and jaskin.
Screen name: WeaselWaza
Weapon of Choice: Shinai
Ultimate Weapon: I forgot
April 15, 2005 09:31:24 (GMT Time)


Name:jaskin
Comments:neal: (in a normal voice) fish sticks.
jaskin: wtf is that supposed to mean?
neal: (in a "funny" voice) FISH STICKS!!!
jaskin: (laughing) HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH (crying) OMFG!!! FISH STICKS!!! LOLAFASDTROFL!!

Screen name: RORFLFTUSISLT@($@%(!HOILOLROFLLLL!!!!11oneeleven!1!
Weapon of Choice: fish
Ultimate Weapon: sticks
April 14, 2005 23:52:27 (GMT Time)


Name:Clara von somethingsomething
Comments:Oh, I have sinned! I spelled Aardvark wrong in my last post; please forgive me.
Screen name: egbinuyasha
Weapon of Choice: cough drop of death
Ultimate Weapon: Loofah!
April 9, 2005 22:41:52 (GMT Time)


Name:Clara von Pofflemeister
Comments:Heya there! Alrighty...Ramon the Ardvark. 8/10. It was random and incoherent at all the right places, but this one didn't make me laugh aloud (or cause me to laugh so hard that I was crying -- which Riding a Moose did, for some reason). Adios tostada, Clara
Screen name: egb_chan, etc etc
Weapon of Choice: *phwoosh* Tweed Jacket!! *phwooosh*
Ultimate Weapon: Loofah
April 9, 2005 04:18:35 (GMT Time)


Name:Xin
Comments:Neal, it's not very nice to call someone who's as loving and sweet as me the "Ice Queen". So far, my rating of being nice and affectionate is 14/10. Anyway, I'm here to give credit for my dear friend Nikki's story about the Yams. I thought it was the best story ever written in the history of man kind! You go girl! keep writing.
Screen name: SHEChinagirl
Weapon of Choice: blue pokadoted bunnies
Ultimate Weapon: spit balls
April 1, 2005 03:15:44 (GMT Time)


Name:Jaxin Gardner
Comments:...WTF???

Just because I discussed it with you doesn't mean you made it up. WTF????

You suck.
Screen name: eyebrowsoffire
Weapon of Choice: Serrated Spoon
Ultimate Weapon: Wire Wisk
March 30, 2005 03:43:03 (GMT Time)


Name:Neal
Comments:Jasological Signs: Ok, buddy. We were talking about that on halloween. That means you and I were talking about it. Actualy, Nate and David also said something. Where's our credit. I'm going to strike on rateing you posts untill you give proper credit to at least me. (the other two didnt' say much, but you and I talked for a good 15 min on it)/
I know you don't care if i strike or not. I'm just pretending I have some influence over you.
Screen name: Weaselwaza
Weapon of Choice: Shinai
Ultimate Weapon: I forgot
March 30, 2005 03:40:36 (GMT Time)


Name:Neal
Comments:Yam: I don't know how to rate this. I'v never had yams before, and therefor I can't tell the accuracy with which it is told. well, I'll rate it, anyway. .k*0:)`!~1.?/P If you don't under stand that, it's because you're the other type of person. You see, there are .7^@~*:)gr% kinds of people in this world. Those that know my counting system, and those that don't.
Screen name: WeaselWaza
Weapon of Choice: Shinai
Ultimate Weapon: I forgot...
March 21, 2005 08:05:47 (GMT Time)


Name:Jaxin Gardner
Comments:The Yamens - I liked it a lot! Definitely better than what I've been putting up here lately. Anyways, 7.5/10. Good story.
Screen name: eyebrowsoffire
Weapon of Choice: Serrated Spoon
Ultimate Weapon: Wire Wisk
March 21, 2005 07:59:50 (GMT Time)


Name:Neal Erickson
Comments:Raymen the Ardvark: So, like, I was bored, ,so I asked jackson to write soemthing for me, and this is it. Yeah, it seemed really formulaic to me, so... whatever. I'll give it a 3/10.
Screen name: BattosaiManji
Weapon of Choice: Shinai
Ultimate Weapon: I forgot
March 14, 2005 02:33:53 (GMT Time)


Name:I'll give you one guess who this smart ass is.
Comments:So, like, nothing is being said here, and nothings going on. Man, if you don't hurry up and post some stuff, even I'll stop showing my ugly face here. i'll also force you to eat smarties light (aka sweet tarts) for hours and hours. so yeah. post sutff.
Screen name:
Weapon of Choice:
Ultimate Weapon:
February 4, 2005 05:06:14 (GMT Time)


Name:President of official Chloe fanclub (aka Emiko)
Comments:Yo^-^ I liked "Life sucks" alot expecially , since it involved an igloo (which is one of the most awesome souding words ever). But I have to say that I liked Manji vs. Seshomaru, Jaxin's Rendition, Part 2 much more.^-^ It was very fun to read so thus I give the two stories combined a 13 (isn't that fun? This way with a combined rating you can mix and match sooo many ratings for the two stories like a 6+7, or even a 12+1.)
Screen name:
Weapon of Choice: badmitton racket and birdie
Ultimate Weapon: 7.5 inched heels of doom
January 12, 2005 06:57:56 (GMT Time)


Name:Jaxin Gardner
Comments:Hey! I have 18 intel, not 15!!!
Screen name: eyebrowsoffire
Weapon of Choice: Serrated Spoon
Ultimate Weapon: Wire Wisk
January 11, 2005 02:30:42 (GMT Time)


Name:Neal
Comments:Sometimes, Tuzi is called the "Ice Queen" for her cold heartlessness. I'm surprized you were able to get her to say anything. For that, I give you a new stat:
STR: 3
Dex: 13 (fingers: 18)
Con: eh... 10? that's fairly average
Wis: it's useless so it doesn't matter what I put: 99999
Int: 15 (thinks he has 18 though)
Chr: 10 (VS ryan: 18, VS Tuzy: 18)

Yup, 18 charisma vs. Tuzy. I mean, nobody else can even get a hello, and you got a few sentences. wow.
Screen name:
Weapon of Choice: Shinai
Ultimate Weapon: ... I forgot ...
January 11, 2005 02:27:21 (GMT Time)


Name:Tuzi
Comments:I prefer reading your stories than rating them cus i'm lazy adn exhausted. But since you so politely asked and Neal seems like the only one here i'll be nice for once. I just read the story about Manji and The Guy that Chloe loves (i can't spell his name). I think it's funny, but i dont like how you portrayed The Guy that Chloe loves. other than that, it was okay. i'll give it a 6, out of the kindness of my heart.
Screen name:
Weapon of Choice:
Ultimate Weapon:
January 10, 2005 05:21:35 (GMT Time)


Name:Neal Erickson
Comments:Hey guys, check this out. Do a google search for eyebrowsoffire. That name is so original, that the only results you will get are forum posts made by this guy here. And things like forum registration, but it's all by this loon here. Nobody else on the web uses that name... wow.
Screen name: BattosaiManji
Weapon of Choice:
Ultimate Weapon:
January 8, 2005 06:33:44 (GMT Time)


Name:Neal Erickson
Comments:Seshomaru vs. Manji jaxin eddition part 2: It started out all good, but when Manji (the coolest charecter from anything ever) started acting and saying stupid things, it kinda lost it's realism touch... but that aside, it was really good. I especialy like the accuracy with which the infinite love for sesshomaru by chloe was portrayied, cuz it's true, and it's sad, but then sesshomaru died, so it worked out. The referance to go jebus was great, all the better for those who don't understand. So, including the bad portrayal of manji, I give it a 2/10, but if we look at it as something ment to be funny, rather than a serious view of him, then I would say.. 6/10. You just need to warm up a bit and get back in the story grove. (Remember, 6/10 is god danm good for a normal human, but only a bit better than average for a bird)
Screen name: BattosaiManji
Weapon of Choice: I'll reduce it to just a Shinai
Ultimate Weapon: ... I forgot ...
January 6, 2005 08:32:38 (GMT Time)


Name:Neal Erickson
Comments:Fuck Yeah I do! Things like: Bed Bath and Beyond, Sportsmanship, Books, yeah, I got pressing matters.
Screen name: (If you don't see why that is amusing, you need to download the Team America Soundtrack)
Weapon of Choice: (And then, or before, you should see the movie. Just remember, after the sceen on top of...)
Ultimate Weapon: (mt. rushmore where they kiss, and the song "Only a Woman" comes on, leave the room for 10 min)
January 5, 2005 08:17:02 (GMT Time)


Name:Jaxin Gardner
Comments:Neal says and I quote "BattosaiManji: oh, and I rated it", but you didn't. I was pointing out that fact. I don't care, I know you have much more pressing matters to attend to.
Screen name: eyebrowsoffire
Weapon of Choice: Serrated Spoon
Ultimate Weapon: Wire Wisk
January 5, 2005 08:12:29 (GMT Time)


Name:Neal
Comments:It proves your wrong. I can rate a story once every 3 months, but I do it more oftain. If you wanted me to seriously rate it, you should have said so rather than just whine about how I don't rate crap. So, Do you want me to rate it?
Screen name: BattosaiManji
Weapon of Choice: Throwing Kids, Dancing with Chloe, and a Shinai
Ultimate Weapon: ... I forgot ...
January 5, 2005 08:08:10 (GMT Time)


Name:Jaxin Gardner
Comments:BTW, Neal, you're stupid. I don't see what that proves.
Screen name: eyebrowsoffire
Weapon of Choice: Serrated Spoon
Ultimate Weapon: Wire Wisk
January 5, 2005 08:06:14 (GMT Time)


Name:Neal
Comments:I rate stories WAY more frequently than you write them!
Screen name:
Weapon of Choice:
Ultimate Weapon:
January 5, 2005 08:05:10 (GMT Time)


Name:Jaxin Gardner
Comments:Nah, I'm not going to be deleting Neal's double post because he's stupid and was supposed to rate my stories but didn't. Lame, I say. If I can write one story every 3 months, you can rate one story every 3 months I say...
Screen name: eyebrowsoffire
Weapon of Choice: Serrated Spoon
Ultimate Weapon: Wire Wisk
January 5, 2005 08:03:52 (GMT Time)


Name:Neal again
Comments:BattosaiManji: ... ok, but that's only one story in how long? like 2 months, and before that story, it was a month again! man... if you had broken all of those up, and posted them at different intervals,then i would't be complaiing BattosaiManji: oh, and I rated it, ubt it posted it twice... eyebrowsoffire: you didnt rate crap BattosaiManji: ... BattosaiManji: well, I guess that means your story wasn't crap BattosaiManji: oh, and btw, the background is white, the letters are black, and my posted rating is still on there 2x
Screen name: BattosaiManji
Weapon of Choice: adlkfj
Ultimate Weapon: woej309209
January 5, 2005 08:03:01 (GMT Time)


Name:Neal
Comments:Hey, Clara! what's up? It's been a while, when are you comming down next? Didn't you come down durring winter break? I didn't get a chance to see you (not like I really know you all that well), but oh well. As they say: Set a theif to catch a theif.
Screen name:
Weapon of Choice:
Ultimate Weapon: wasn't it a lufa?
January 5, 2005 07:59:49 (GMT Time)


Name:Neal
Comments:Hey, Clara! what's up? It's been a while, when are you comming down next? Didn't you come down durring winter break? I didn't get a chance to see you (not like I really know you all that well), but oh well. As they say: Set a theif to catch a theif.
Screen name:
Weapon of Choice:
Ultimate Weapon: wasn't it a lufa?
January 5, 2005 07:59:45 (GMT Time)


Name:bendy cuff-links a.k.a. Clara
Comments:Heya! This place is getting quite lonely it seems... (echo, echo, echo) Anyway, I popped by to wish everyone a Happy New Year. And since you've called this page "rate my stories", I suppose I should do something like that. I do like your story entitled Riding a Moose. I'm not going to rate it, though, 'cause I'm too lazy. *nod* Oui, mes baskets est tres moche, je suis desolee. Over and out, Clara
Screen name: umm...
Weapon of Choice: my cat...?
Ultimate Weapon: bath spongey
December 31, 2004 18:52:44 (GMT Time)


Name:Neal
Comments:What if it said, "Screen naem:"? would you then not do anything because it has a typo? Or would you look up what a naem is? Don't bother, I'll tell you what it is. A naem is an old english word that litteraly means: One who stepped in horse shit while avoiding the puddle. That's what the term litteraly means. Back in the day, horse shit was all over the streets of cities because it was never cleaned up, so it wasn't uncommon to have people that were naems. But it was more commonly used as we now use the words: Idiot, stupid, and dumbass. My point in all this being, who cares what it says. It's not the actual word of god/law that you follow, it's the meaning of god/law. If we didn't go by this principle, there would be no airforce etc.
Screen name:
Weapon of Choice:
Ultimate Weapon:
December 7, 2004 05:23:22 (GMT Time)


Name:catchy
Comments:duh, but it SAYS " screen name:" its like, racist or something... oh, and i know like everyone whos been here... mwahahahahaha!!!(i knoi i aint the only one, too)
Screen name: armyofhell666 AND nolansMYname777 AND gu355who0 AND some others that i forget right now.
Weapon of Choice: pointless trophy
Ultimate Weapon: detention and pepperoni/ice cream/raw meatloaf cake
December 6, 2004 05:46:51 (GMT Time)


Name:Neal
Comments:Hey, check this out. If you have morethan one SN, you could just, imagin this, put BOTH there. Oh, wait... If you have more than two you could even, I mean this is great, you could put them also! Wow! What a surprize! I mean, who would have thought that you could put multipule names when it only asks for one. I mean, wow!
Screen name: BattosaiManji AND eegogaarimaska
Weapon of Choice:
Ultimate Weapon:
December 5, 2004 20:22:15 (GMT Time)


Name:Um, something catchy...
Comments:Uh, that's supposed to be something. If you don't get this, look below...
Screen name: I HAVE MORE THAN ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Weapon of Choice: Pointless trophy they award everyone with at the end of a season, regardless of how well they did.
Ultimate Weapon: Detention, reserved strictly for teachers.
December 2, 2004 04:36:37 (GMT Time)


Name:True Hops
Comments:I like the stories, but I think you need more Jebus stuff.
Screen name: um, shouldn't that be "Screen Name(s):" Thats so, like, racist in some way or somrthing, i mean, ...
Weapon of Choice: COME ON, SOME PEOPLE ARE BOUND TO HAVE MORE THAN ONE DAMN SN!!!!!!
Ultimate Weapon: Paper. (excuse the rant)
December 2, 2004 04:32:07 (GMT Time)


Name:Xin
Comments:1) i LOVE Fruits basket! I love its title, i love its characters, i love its drwings, and, and, and everything! It's awesome. 2) Jaxin (i love your name, to. of course it's cus it got mine in it ^ _ ^), a lot of people read your stories and think they are awesome. Don't be discouraged! i give all the stories i've read 9s and 10s.
Screen name:
Weapon of Choice:
Ultimate Weapon:
November 25, 2004 03:01:43 (GMT Time)


Name:Nakamura Emiko
Comments:Oha~ I must say I actually agree with Neal, Toriko-san you should read Furuba (please?). Oh yes and I rate the story of Mr. Happy Wiggle Bunny-sama a 10, I think it may be my favorite^-^v.
Screen name: nasunohegeki
Weapon of Choice: 7.5" heeled shoes
Ultimate Weapon: birdie/badmitton racket
November 23, 2004 04:59:35 (GMT Time)


Name:Neal Erickson
Comments:Tisk Tisk Tisk. How can you say fruits basket isn't good? It's awesome! And do you even have America the book? Look, everybody I know that has read Fruits basket past the 1st book has loved it. Nate loved it so much that he went out and bought the whole serries (he NEVER buys manga). Chloe is so damn obssessed with it that she pays more attention to it than she does sesshomaru. Emi loves it (I think, she doesn't talk much so I don't know... but if Chloe likes it, Emiki must like it.) I like it, nate likes it, come on man. Hop on the bandwaggon. Everybody's reading it! It's Us Vs. Them man, the fruits basket loves vs. the furuba haters. I mean, reading furuba will get you all the hot girls, didn't you see the commercial where all the naked girls were on the beach after the guy with the furuba inhis hand? Michal Jordan reads it. It's funny, touching, well written, well drawn, free for you, easy to read, and not to long, but with great re-read value. eh, I can't remember any
Screen name: BattosaiManji
Weapon of Choice: meh
Ultimate Weapon: meh
November 23, 2004 01:33:02 (GMT Time)


Name:Jaxin Gardner, M.D.
Comments:To Xin: What the...who has been talking about my truth thing other than me? Jeez, I always thought that I wrote my stories in a vacuum, where no one, not even the few people who read them, actually cared except me. Hmmm...I'm more popular than I think! Then again, it probably just cancels out my big ego...

To Neal: 1) Yeah, as soon as I get some pictures/caricatures of people. I have myself, so I'll do that at some point. 2) Learn to use the scroll elevator thingy, jeez. 3) I'll get around to it when I get around to it. And seriously, you don't to read my 6 page ramblings on that curvature of space time. 4) No, the Manji vs. Seshomaru bit is great! The fact that Neal's sucks so much just makes my rendition better. 5) Screw Fruits Basket. I'd much rather read, say, that America, a Citizen's Guide to Inaction book. Or some other books I found by Alan Watts. 6) Fya, bizzatch. Complaining basterd. 7) Bleh, I don't really care that much...I think I will post something about this guy I played DDR against today though.

If you want stories, inspire me! Do something cool, and post it here, or send it to me via email or something. This is a message to everyone reading this. Yes, even you, that person reading this right now. Maybe I should just ramble about V Ocket...damn, it gets more badass the more I elaborate on it.
Screen name: eyebrowsoffire
Weapon of Choice: Serrated Spoon
Ultimate Weapon: Wire Whiskey
November 23, 2004 00:02:13 (GMT Time)


Name:Neal Erickson
Comments:2 things: 1) Update your bios! 2) move the submit a review to the top, there is so much crap (written by you and me) that it's anoying to scroll all the way down there. 3) Write new stuff. If you can't think of anything to write, then start posting your school essays. 4) Take down that stupid Manji vs. Sesshomaru bit, it's really lame considering that we don't have all the stories, and that they are poorly writen and lame. 5) READ FRUITS BASKET! You slacker! (whinie voice) you have all the time in the world and you don't read it!? Basterd! 6) Learn to cook breakfast burritos! Your's sucked. 7) Post something about ryan and his girlfreind who's name I don't remember but begins with a C. Thank you.
Screen name: humptydumptysatonawallhumptydumptyhadgreatfallallthekingshorsesandallthekingsmencouldn'tputhumptydum
Weapon of Choice: ptybacktogetheragain
Ultimate Weapon: is that right? Did I miss some lines?
November 22, 2004 21:45:22 (GMT Time)


Name:Xin
Comments:People have beening telling me to read your story about telling the truth so i did. i think it's super awesome that you feel this way. But be careful on how you tell the truth though. Sometimes the truth can be really hurtful.
Screen name:
Weapon of Choice: feather duster
Ultimate Weapon:
November 16, 2004 03:09:03 (GMT Time)


Name:Jaxin "Oogles!" Gardner
Comments:Hell yeah! I'm going to make those freaking shirts. And you'll all wear them, whether you want to or not, because I'll make such a social stigma against not wearing them that you would be rejected from society if you didn't wear them!
Screen name: eyebrowsoffire
Weapon of Choice: Serrated Spoon
Ultimate Weapon: Wire Wisk
November 13, 2004 18:15:21 (GMT Time)


Name:morgan
Comments:hey jaxin. havent talked to you in a while. but your shirt idea is pretty interesting.
Screen name:
Weapon of Choice:
Ultimate Weapon:
November 3, 2004 06:24:58 (GMT Time)


Name:Neal
Comments:wtf is with this water?: Hell yea. It's true. More in plz.
Screen name: alsdfjkasl;djkfadlsfkj
Weapon of Choice: adfkjalsdfjk
Ultimate Weapon: Look, I just want to get back to starcraft!
October 26, 2004 07:41:23 (GMT Time)


Name:Neal
Comments:well, we know that not all little kids and old people can read it. Some have had their arms and faces ripped off and eaten. Tisk tisk tisk, we warned them to stay away from ryan's country, but would they listen, noooooooooooooo. Stupid fools
Screen name: BattosaiManji
Weapon of Choice:
Ultimate Weapon:
October 14, 2004 16:47:12 (GMT Time)


Name:Pablo
Comments:Duh... You might actually be a challenge, so dueling you would be stupid of me. If only little kids or old people read this....
Screen name: KragJansen
Weapon of Choice:
Ultimate Weapon:
October 14, 2004 06:08:56 (GMT Time)


Name:Neal
Comments:Ack, can't do it then, we have debates... Stupid ass bush is probobly going to cheat again. You guys have heard about that right? bush cheating on the last debate? They have an artical on it at Salon.com I just read a few catpoins and looked at the pritty pictuers. I don't know if he really did cheat, but he very well might have, it's the type of thing he would do.
Screen name: BattosaiManji
Weapon of Choice: blah, blah, and chloe
Ultimate Weapon: ...
October 13, 2004 06:32:31 (GMT Time)


Name:Neal
Comments:Ack, can't do it then, we have debates... Stupid ass bush is probobly going to cheat again. You guys have heard about that right? bush cheating on the last debate? They have an artical on it at Salon.com I just read a few catpoins and looked at the pritty pictuers. I don't know if he really did cheat, but he very well might have, it's the type of thing he would do.
Screen name: BattosaiManji
Weapon of Choice: blah, blah, and chloe
Ultimate Weapon: ...
October 13, 2004 06:32:31 (GMT Time)


Name:Neal: No Afilliation with H.A.T.
Comments:I'll take you up on that dule... I'll use a shinai for a weapon, you can use your discord, or sit in, whatever you please. Let's say, 6:00 tomorrow afternoon at my place? Sounds like a deal!
Screen name: BattosaiManji
Weapon of Choice: Shinai, Dancing with Chloe, Throwing little kids at you
Ultimate Weapon: That damn fruit that nobody has told me how to spell and i'v been to lazy to look it up
October 13, 2004 06:30:39 (GMT Time)


Name:Sharpened fence post, the minister of death and
Comments:piracy. Yeah, well, I'm reclaiming my name now. I don't know how... Do I have to challenge someone to a duel or something? Hmm... I'll have to prowl the playgrounds looking for an easy target...
Screen name: Kragjansen
Weapon of Choice: Dischord
Ultimate Weapon: Emo
October 13, 2004 04:04:53 (GMT Time)


Name:neal
Comments:Pablo... how long has it been sense your last post? Other than last week, it has been sense march 16, and You have done 3 posts total... come on. You are a failure as jackson's freind. You should be ashamed of yourself! And you call your self the sharpened fence post.. tisk tisk tisk..
Screen name:
Weapon of Choice:
Ultimate Weapon:
October 12, 2004 20:34:28 (GMT Time)


Name:Jaxin "Sushi" Gardner
Comments:You know what, Pablo's right. Let's give him a big round of applause. Seriously folks, he's the only bastard who posts other than Neal, and Neal's just freakin weird! Wtf is with that guy?? Anyway, people, post or I'll kill you.

Love, Jaxin "Sushi" Gardner
Screen name: eyebrowsoffire
Weapon of Choice: Serrated Spoon
Ultimate Weapon: Wire Wisk
October 11, 2004 05:42:29 (GMT Time)


Name:Pablo
Comments:Hey now... I comment too. Ocassionally. And dude, since when did somebody NOT know that?
Screen name: kragjansen
Weapon of Choice: picketing/sit-ins
Ultimate Weapon: 3 o'clock road block
October 11, 2004 05:16:01 (GMT Time)


Name:Neal
Comments:OMFG! ANOTHER PERSON READS THIS! I... I'm speachless...
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October 10, 2004 07:50:23 (GMT Time)


Name:Damien
Comments:I would buy the shirt. Hmm... I always suspected
Screen name: deathregis
Weapon of Choice: gun
Ultimate Weapon: bigger gun
October 10, 2004 01:09:22 (GMT Time)


Name:Neal
Comments:I could post it, but it doesn't matter, as you said. Nobody reads this crap anyway! So I'll start a rumor right here and now: Jackson is actualy a lesbian that had a sex-change when she was 5 years old! Let's see how many people actualy repeat this. (I bet it will backfire one me... this sort of thign always does)
Screen name: BattosaiManji
Weapon of Choice: You all know by now
Ultimate Weapon: when I say all, I mean jackson
October 9, 2004 23:15:36 (GMT Time)


Name:Jaxin
Comments:Or don't post. Whatever. It don't matter. None of this matters.
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October 6, 2004 07:13:31 (GMT Time)


Name:Jaxin
Comments:? Go ahead and post, I don't care. That's what this whole thing is about, remember, straightforwardness?
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October 6, 2004 05:50:18 (GMT Time)


Name:Neal
Comments:YOu know, I messed up, that was't the post I wanted to refer to, and now I cant find it! Ok,ehre it is. May 5th at 6:05 ... nvm. I guess I was blind and read something else... ok. I'm crazy anyway, for the dance... I chose (no, not you pickachu) Emiko. By the way, incase anybody out there cared, there are rumors going about that jackson...well I best not post it here untill i confirm with jackson.
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October 6, 2004 05:49:35 (GMT Time)


Name:Jaxin
Comments:And may I refer to my post on May 5, 2004 at 6:07.
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October 6, 2004 05:43:19 (GMT Time)


Name:Neal
Comments:Let me refer you to the post I made on May 5th, 2004 at 6:05 *gmt time*
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October 6, 2004 05:40:35 (GMT Time)


Name:Jaxin
Comments:No, that analogy is retarded. Sorry, it gets the Jaxin seal of disapproval.
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October 6, 2004 05:37:33 (GMT Time)


Name:Neal
Comments:now now,don't have a hissy fit. I didn't say secrets was something you rthought was dishonest, but I had prepaired a serreis of logical explanations for why the other point (dont' recall what it was) wasn't dishonest. I don't get all of my kicks from subtle things in conversation, but I think it's a good thing. Think about it this way (or dont'). You speak german and english. I speak english and subtle justures. Which of us can comunicate more effectivly? you know two of the most widly known languages, I know one that many people speak, and one that all people speak.
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October 6, 2004 05:35:14 (GMT Time)


Name:Jaxin
Comments:I can't believe you get your kicks from subtle nuances in communication. I get my kicks from the incredible rush of discovery, emotion, and thought that comes out of conversation where people aren't trying to be cryptic or fake. And secrets? That is so misconstruing my point its ridiculous. Secrets are fine, but you tell the people you don't tell that you aren't telling them. If you didn't understand that, who cares. If you did...GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!! AUGH!
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October 6, 2004 05:32:05 (GMT Time)


Name:Neal
Comments:Well... what can I say? Why do I do it? Truthfully, I don't know. But I like the subtle jestures, because with them, you can always pretend that you didn't get what they ment, or they can be used as a signle to one person without telling another, and if you tell me that is dishonest, then you are saying secrets are dishonest and if you say that then I know you must be a right winged basterd who doesn't want anybody to keep secrets from him, but will keep all the secrets he wants. Besides, being suble just isn't as harsh.
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October 6, 2004 05:26:28 (GMT Time)


Name:Jaxin
Comments:And that, my friend, is exactly what I hate. Doesn't this body language bullshit strike you as a pain in the ass? WHY CAN'T PEOPLE JUST SAY WHAT THEY MEAN, AND MEAN WHAT THEY SAY? I'm sick of being manipulated by people! When I say "Are you okay?" and then I get a big "SIIGH...I'm fine..." all Eeyore like, I can't stand it! They are prodding me for a fucking reaction, whether it means leave me alone, or I want to talk or whatever. Why can't they just tell me what they want me to do. It's all bullshit, and I hate it.
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October 6, 2004 05:21:23 (GMT Time)


Name:neal
Comments:I still dissagree. If you ask me, "Hey, you ok? What's up?" and I answer, "Yeah Im alright." but look like i'm incredibly depressed or bothered, then I am incredibly depressed or botherd. Is that being Dishonest? for me, it's my way of saying, something's up, but I don't really want to talk about it, ,but thanks for being concerned. You can get all that from body language and all that jazz. Actual vocal comunication isn't the dishonest part of people. If I came up you really really excited and said, oh man, i'm so depressed. what would you think? problbobly, wtf? another one of neal's jokes that neither he nor I can figure out. So the question is, am I depressed, or excited. I could be both, but which woudl be dishonest. If I was depressed and acted excited but said that I was depressed, that would be dishonest. If I was depressed, and acted depressed, but said that I was excited, that would be honest, because you can tell what people really mean by their actions, not nessicarily their words.
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October 6, 2004 05:14:09 (GMT Time)


Name:Jaxin
Comments:Okay, a couple of things to address here. You are saying that being honest and straightforward about issues would make a communist town of efficiency? Jesus Christ, it's exactly the opposite. What could be more routine and fucking boring than the conversations I have with people every day at work because my job requires me to be phony. There are like three possibilities. We talk about weather, music, or sports. There are some others but soooo many conversations fall into one of those. God damn! Have you ever even had an honest conversation, Neal? They are incredibly refreshing and different every time. They are billions of times more stimulating than the other kinds of conversations I have all the time. Now, back to the personal issue of being straightforward, being not straightforward is dishonest in and of itself. If your mind is on a different track then the conversation, then you're being dishonest. Plus, non-straightforwardness causes dishonesty. For example, you, Neal. You admit that you are not straightforward, but you say that you are honest. But that isn't true either! When you're pissed off about something, you always say that you're pissed off about something else. When I ask you a straightforward question, like "Are you pissed off about X?", you start to malfunction and spew a bunch of dishonesty my way. Anyway, I'm just saying that non-straightforwardness IS dishonesty in the end. I'm not saying that you have to pour out your heart, for christs sake, "None of your fucking business" is an honest, straightforward answer.
Screen name: eyebrowsoffire
Weapon of Choice: Serrated Spoon
Ultimate Weapon: Wire Wisk
October 6, 2004 04:49:19 (GMT Time)


Name:Neal
Comments:True! I am not strait forward at all! but that doesn't mean I'm dishonest. if you ask me a question, I will answer it with the truth, no matter what, gaurenteed. The truth may be, it's non of you fucking buisness, but I won't lie. I am not strait forward for emotional things. If I have a problem with somebody, I wont say anything. Normaly the problem works it's self out. If it doesn't, then somebody will bring it up and all hell will break loose. It has worked for me for years, and continues to work. Being strait forward works only when everybody else is, ususaly. You can pressure people into doing things, but they can lie. Being subtle is oftain times a much kinder way to get something done, without the rudeness and harshness of being blunt. (I would insert some joke here about how it stings to be blunt what with blunt objects breaking bones, not causeing stinging pain, but I can't think of any). If the entire world was strait forward, blunt, then it wouldn't be rude, true, it would be the social norm. But think about this, it makes a lot more sense, (does it not) to have a city be on flat land, with a perfect grid for the streets, and numbering all the streets, 1st north, 1st east, 2nd north, 2nd east etc. with all the houses built exactly the same so incase a fire breaks out, the firedepartment would have practiced putting out a fire in that build of house a million times, having public transportation and no cars, having no pets, working at home, not going outside (the sun can hurt you)etc. etc. etc. We have things that are less than effecient because it gives flavor to life. Would you like to eat a diet comprised one type of food, enhanced to give you all the suplements you need? No! life would suck. There would be no hot pastrami sandwiches. Being less than straitforward gives things collor, flavor, and keeps us (or at least me) from going postal.
Screen name: BattosaiManji
Weapon of Choice: Dancing with chloe, throwing kids at people (in judo, not catapults), shinai
Ultimate Weapon: you know what it is, I just can't spell it (I know, it's probobly a 3rd grade spelling word)
October 6, 2004 04:44:20 (GMT Time)


Name:Jaxin
Comments:But it isn't like that, man. This crap is started from day one, in subtle things, embedded into our freaking psyche. I mean, we ask "How are you?" to people all the time when we really don't give a shit. Some of these things can't be helped because they are just idiomatically part of the English language. But, I mean, people deal with small talk every day, where they don't give a shit what they are talking about, but they act mildly interested anyway. When someone asks me how I am doing nowadays, this is my response. "Very crappy, actually, but I don't want to talk about it and I don't think you want to hear about it." Now that's an honest answer. And Neal, no offense here, but seriously, man, you are one of the least straightforward people I know. I don't know how to argue this with you, since, frankly, you contribute to that big pile of bullshit.
Screen name: eyebrowsoffire
Weapon of Choice: Serrated Spoon
Ultimate Weapon: Wire Wisk
October 6, 2004 04:22:11 (GMT Time)


Name:Neal
Comments:Mind you, this time I am not dissagreeing with you because I like to be a basterd (with an E) and piss you off (not that you care), but because I actualy have a different opinion. I have had the experiance of most people I talk to, to be strait forward and honest. Well, maybe not as strait forward, but very honest. If it takes a little while to drag out the truth, no big deal (I actualy find it fun to be subtle). So, speaking from personal experiance, people ARE honest with eachother when they talk. Besides, even if they arn't, body language, speach change, and the urgent need to go to the nearest bathroom, often give away that it's not true, and what the real meaning is, AND, more often than not, they are aware of what they are doing and are wanting to tell you the truth without having to say it. Belive it or not, people are shy, and that has NOTHING to do with being dishonest. From a very young age, i was an incredibly shy kid. But I had never really been lied to, or if I had, I didn't know it was a lie, so it wasn't, it was a truth. The bigest lie was santa not being real (sorry kidddies, didn't mean to ruin that for you).
Screen name: BattosaiManji
Weapon of Choice: Chloe (Great person, great weapon), kids, shinai
Ultimate Weapon: pineapple summoning (someboedy tell me how the fuck you spell pineapple, cuz I know that aint right!
October 6, 2004 04:19:13 (GMT Time)


Name:Jaxin
Comments:Fear of rejection comes from dishonesty. If people got rejected more often, it wouldn't be such a horrible thing. People don't realize that being rejected doesn't hurt as much as being lied to. I know this from experience, and I don't know how else I can logically argue it out. People ARE NOT honest with each other when they talk. People's trains of thought are completely parallel to the conversation, trying to navigate it somehow. They want to manipulate the conversation somehow. When a conversation is completely free from that influence, you can REALLY feel it. And whether it is something that is going to hurt you or not, it feels a hell of a lot better than being bullshitted around. Social masks spawn from fear from rejection, which in turn spawns from dishonesty. Social masks are created so that if you ARE rejected, they are rejecting the mask, not the true "you". People need to get comfortable with themselves. I know I sure am. I'm a fucking egomainiac. And with good reason. I'm, like, the coolest being in the universe. In fact, screw you all, I don't care if you don't agree with me. Go ahead and marinate in the bullshit that society has spewed for thousands of years. And buy my damn shirt.
Screen name: eyebrowsoffire
Weapon of Choice: Serrated Spoon
Ultimate Weapon: Wire Wisk
October 6, 2004 03:56:39 (GMT Time)


Name:Neal
Comments:people, people, don't listen to to what is written below. Those were written by jackson to boost his ego. He want's to belive that there is more than one person who reads this, well it's not true. So why did I even start this with people people...? Damn... Anyway... Oh yeah, this is in responce to the artical by jackson entitled "Questions" (for futrue referance. like in 59 years when jackson is old and at home and wants to see what he and his freinds were like way back when). It's true that people lie a lot, but I don't agree entirely with you. You said, "What the fuck is wrong with this society when we have to have a fucking message in our profile that tells us that we will tell the truth, that we will talk straight with someone." I would say rather that people talk strait most of the time, but this is something to get people to relize that people talk strait. it put's the idea in their head that, "you know what? why shouldn't I belive him/her?" True it's a really stupid idea and I like to rag on people for it, but it's not because nobody trusts anybody. And as for Social Barriers being born of constant dishonesty, I would say they are born through fear of rejection, one of the larges fears out there (right up there with public speaking). Social barriers are there so people can feal more at ease with eachother because they know that with them, there won't come a time they might get pusshed away for something. I'm not saying this is all true, but it is as I see it.
Screen name: BattosaiManji
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October 6, 2004 03:50:33 (GMT Time)


Name:Pablo
Comments:You know... I think I would buy that shirt, as long as it didn't become some kind of big trend, for exactley the reason you stated - it bugs me when too many people like something, it makes it feel devalued somehow, most of all when those people don't understand what it is they like.
Screen name: kragjansen
Weapon of Choice: um... lightning wit? obviousley not...
Ultimate Weapon: socratic dialogue
October 5, 2004 04:49:21 (GMT Time)


Name:j -dogg
Comments:i would soooo buy a shirt!
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October 5, 2004 04:40:36 (GMT Time)


Name:Jaxin Gardner
Comments:Whoa! HotChick69 is God? Jeezus, no wonder the cybersex was so good...
Screen name: eyebrowsoffire
Weapon of Choice: Serrated Spoon of Sharpness
Ultimate Weapon: Wire Wisk
September 24, 2004 07:00:31 (GMT Time)


Name:God
Comments:My slaves, stop fighting and go pray to me. Other wise I just might have to get my angle of death out here and... oh shit, dogma already gave away that he quit! ARG! I will get you mortal people for this!
Screen name: Hotchick69
Weapon of Choice: 10 commandments
Ultimate Weapon: Turn the other cheek
September 22, 2004 07:15:15 (GMT Time)


Name:Eegogaarimasen
Comments:That's total bull shit! Dude people, I know you are out there, he isn't the only one that reads this stuff, don't let him think he is! Speak up! this is our time to shine, our freedom is at stake here, be proud, stand tall, seek the top. Never give up, untill this Neal Erickson guy has relized that he isn't only one posting!
Screen name: Eegogaarimasen
Weapon of Choice: Bare Fists
Ultimate Weapon: Ball point pen
September 22, 2004 05:23:23 (GMT Time)


Name:Neal Erickson
Comments:Yeah I am. How do I know? because that was me who posted that as Eegogaarimasen.
Screen name: BattosaiManji
Weapon of Choice: Shinai, chloe, kids
Ultimate Weapon: Pineapple summoning
September 22, 2004 05:15:56 (GMT Time)


Name:Eegogaarimasen
Comments:Hey BattosaiManji guy, you're not the only person that reads this stuff, ok?!
Screen name: umm look up
Weapon of Choice: I use my bare hands, bitch!
Ultimate Weapon: Ball point pen
September 22, 2004 04:35:36 (GMT Time)


Name:Neal
Comments:Chibi.html: Haha, you're disgruntled.
Screen name: BattosaiManji
Weapon of Choice: Chloe, Kids, Shinai
Ultimate Weapon: Pineapple summoning.
September 18, 2004 21:06:50 (GMT Time)


Name:Jaxin "oOgles!" Gardner
Comments:I wasn't trying to hide it, I was just too lazy to explain where or what it was.
Screen name: eyebrowsoffire
Weapon of Choice: Serrated Spoon
Ultimate Weapon: Flaming Jebus Wisk
August 5, 2004 07:15:19 (GMT Time)


Name:Neal Erickson
Comments:New update!: Pft, I found that no problem. In fact, I knew what it was (kinda) before I even looked at the page with all the stuff that says stuff on it. yuoui know, the one that lists everything. Man, it took me like .8 to .01 secconds to find that thingy. You need to work harder on hiding it. 0/10
Screen name: BattosaiManji (soon to change)
Weapon of Choice: Dancing with Chloe, Throwing small kids, Shinai
Ultimate Weapon: Summoning a pineapple
August 4, 2004 19:31:28 (GMT Time)


Name:Neal Erickson
Comments:Jackson goes to hell: Danm, took you guys long enough. I mean, i have been praying and praying, sacrificing small animals and children, hell I even tackled a bear and riped it's heart out with a stone knife to get you guys to listen. Man, last time I use SPS (satins postal service). Delivery is really slow. 7/10
Screen name: as per below
Weapon of Choice: ditto
Ultimate Weapon: ditto
July 29, 2004 01:02:25 (GMT Time)


Name:Jaxin
Comments:Okay, I went to hell. Check my stories.
Screen name: eyebrowsoffire
Weapon of Choice: Serrated Spoon
Ultimate Weapon: Wire Wisk
July 28, 2004 03:37:11 (GMT Time)


Name:Neal Erickson
Comments:Holly Crap: This one is done by Chloe, who is the single most awesome person out there. This surprized the hell out of me! I didn't know she would do something so militeristic, and yet with the mentions of jebus. It's good. On the jackson scale, it gets like a 9.5, 9.9/10. Don't like my rattings? Think I'm biased?! go to hell.
Screen name: BattosiaManji
Weapon of Choice: Chloe (dangerous, watch out), throwing kids, Shinai
Ultimate Weapon: pineaple summoning.
July 25, 2004 08:12:52 (GMT Time)


Name:Neal
Comments:The meaning of a Clown (or something like that): meh, was ok. The best part was the maple syurp being canadas curency. Man, I have been pushing that on people for years. It's refreshing to hear somebody agree with me. it was about average work, nothing outstanding, but nothing crap. 5/10
Screen name: BattosaiManji
Weapon of Choice: Shinai, Throwing kids, Chloe
Ultimate Weapon: Pineapple Summoning!!!!
July 25, 2004 08:07:05 (GMT Time)


Name:neal
Comments:Well, not a funny story, well kidna, but that's not the point. It's well done, has a camio of jackson (you'll never guess who out of the 4 people in the story he is. Here's a hint, only 2 are male, and 1 is 60 years old...), and has some important ideas expressed. If I were teaching a class on ideology and philosopy, he would get a good grade for his story. But I'm not teaching that kind of class. In fact, im not teaching any class at all.. well there is that aikido class, but it doesn't require any short storys. To sum up everything I have said, I think I will give this story, for the rediculus perposes of grading (I once wrote this huge essay (ok, not that big, only 4 pages) on why highschool is so unimportant and grades are so stuipd. It wasn't grades are stupid because I don't do well, it was actualy an inteligent argument for the stupididty of grades), I would give him a 8/10. -1.5 for not being a funny story (when all his stories are suposed to be funny), and -.5 because of the false premise at the end where she says that there must be a spot where there is data stored for who's mind belongs to who.
Screen name: BattosaiManji
Weapon of Choice: Chloe, Shinai, Kids
Ultimate Weapon: Pineaple summoning
July 2, 2004 05:37:27 (GMT Time)


Name:neal
Comments:Not that anybody cares, but I have found a new ultimate weapon
Screen name: BattosaiManji
Weapon of Choice: Chloe, kids, shinai
Ultimate Weapon: Pineapple summoning
May 23, 2004 06:51:38 (GMT Time)


Name:NGE
Comments:ok. Im fine with that.
Screen name: Manji of Battosai
Weapon of Choice: we all know this
Ultimate Weapon: nobody reads this anyway so it doesnt matter
May 6, 2004 04:24:09 (GMT Time)


Name:Jaxin
Comments:Yes.
Screen name: eyebrowsoffire
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May 5, 2004 22:32:07 (GMT Time)


Name:Neal Erickson
Comments:NOt really... I mean you just threatened. I didn't really ask for it. so yeah... not like I care or anything. Anyway I think that the shedu is really underestamated. I mean they fight for the forces of good and all so they must always win... but then nate does do that funny voice thingy and that's good fun.
Yeah so... are you really ogna do it?
Screen name: Battosai Manji
Weapon of Choice: With nos space above
Ultimate Weapon: that wasnt my weapon of choice, I was just explaining the error in the previous line
May 5, 2004 22:31:45 (GMT Time)


Name:Jaxin
Comments:Ok, Neal, you asked for it.
Screen name: eyebrowsoffire
Weapon of Choice: Serrated Spoon
Ultimate Weapon: Wire Wisk
May 5, 2004 22:29:17 (GMT Time)


Name:Neal Erickson
Comments:You cant say that name here. People dont know what a Shedu is. I mean how could you discribe the crap that is Shedu. (Brackets because I have to do them in brackets. Shedu are native to hat, arid climates. They have powerful, stocky equine bodies with short, powerful feathered wings. Their heads are large and humanoid, and rather dwarven in appearance. They always have beard sand mustaches. Shedu hair is very bristly, and curls into tight waves or bands.
All shedu wear a simple headband made of braided cloth or rope, with a single button for adornment. The button is centered on the forehead and it's material represents the bearer's status. From the lowest rank to the highest, a button may be made of silver, gold, platinum, sapphire, ruby, or diamond. Lesser shedu almost never have a button above the platinum level, greater shedu almost never wear one below sapphire status.
Shedu wander the prime material, astral, and ethereal planes. They further the cause of law and goodness, help allied creatures in need, and combat evil. Greater shedu typically lead herds of six or mor lesser shedu) You know, I should post a picture of a shedu... I cant though, can I? nope. To bad. yeah but shedu are really weird. They kidna remind me of... well nate because he does this really funny impression in this high piched voice "hey guys" and oh man. it's good times. but then sometimes he goes to far. That's only when he gets on all fours and acts like one. once he even scalped 12 people in our class to make a beard to act like a shedu. Wow... nate is totaly obsessed. Almost like a godless communist. Wow, there we go again. but not everybody knows godless commis are actualy closet capatalists. Most commies are just comunist so they can go against the "Capitalist trend" pft. Real commies (not me mind you. I dont' really have a party. well I do, but it's my own. I take the best from everythign and dont do anythign to it. I like what I like and not what I dont like, unless I have to like it, and even then iA dont. Like for example, I am pro war, but I dont like the Iraq war. War is usefull to people and whle many people dissagree I think that we couldnt exist without it. This Iraq war is a load of crap and no matter what happens I won't change my mind, unless it's proven that it isn't crap. Anyway if I get stocked by some gov. agency then yeah, life sucks for me, but still, I wont change my mind. I say that we get rid of the current dictators, I mean bush and his crew, and put somebody with some sense in. but they wuold just get assasinated so that's not worth it. Revolution would work, but I cant say that without being arested. Well ti would work and I wouldnt be all that oposed to it. I can't start one, but if the revolution was backed by most people then it's good, becaus it's more democracy then we are getting now.) take 12 periods of SD a day. yeah that would be great. But only if I could have the right people in the class.
Screen name: Battosaimanji
Weapon of Choice: Chloe, Shinai, Kids
Ultimate Weapon: Dont know.
May 5, 2004 06:35:06 (GMT Time)


Name:Godless Commi
Comments:Time zone... pft. What a stupid invention. Everybody should work in my timezone and have to suffer. If for them 8-5 is the equivlent of my 7pm-4am then sux for them
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May 5, 2004 06:21:52 (GMT Time)


Name:jaxin
Comments:you came awfully close though, neal....stupid tirades. i swear, if you do that, i'm going to make you appear in every story as a shedu and get killed. the getting killed part isnt so bad but the shedu part is. ugh those things are lame
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May 5, 2004 06:21:26 (GMT Time)


Name:Neon Genisis Evengalion
Comments:what? arnt' you a godless comunist also? That capatalist basterd mr. sherman... I cant belive he called our TA a godless comunits, I mean jsut because it's true (as there is not god and he might as well be a commi, no im not going on another tiraide) doesnt mean he has to say it with such venome
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May 5, 2004 06:19:58 (GMT Time)


Name:jaxin
Comments:hey, i just realized, all the posted times at the bottom of our posts are all in some crappy time zone. it's like 11:18 or something. its all the communists fault
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May 5, 2004 06:17:59 (GMT Time)


Name:nge
Comments:I siad so
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May 5, 2004 06:16:52 (GMT Time)


Name:(ja)XI(n)
Comments:oh. that's really crappy
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May 5, 2004 06:16:25 (GMT Time)


Name:NGE
Comments:Rich in fiber. Kings... are... rich
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May 5, 2004 06:15:11 (GMT Time)


Name:j dog
Comments:i dont get it
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May 5, 2004 06:14:43 (GMT Time)


Name:NGE
Comments:Dont eat them! They are rich in fiber though...

Yeah i know, bad pun
Screen name: Manji
Weapon of Choice: ajdflkjadflja Chloe lajflasdfjlakjdf
Ultimate Weapon: adlfjkadsfjowejifaweoif9128ry
May 5, 2004 06:13:51 (GMT Time)


Name:jaxin
Comments:mmmm...kings
Screen name: blah
Weapon of Choice: blah
Ultimate Weapon: pigeon
May 5, 2004 06:12:56 (GMT Time)


Name:neal
Comments:cool. here are my kings.
Screen name: BattosaiManji
Weapon of Choice: Chloe, kids, shinai
Ultimate Weapon: !?
May 5, 2004 06:12:04 (GMT Time)


Name:jaxin
Comments:*tangos with broom*
Screen name: blah
Weapon of Choice: blah
Ultimate Weapon: blah
May 5, 2004 06:10:47 (GMT Time)


Name:neal
Comments:NO WAY! He's gona do it! hes gona take the dance!!!
Lets see... the sub in mr. harmachis class... wiat no no no... umm Ms west...? nah. hmm oh yeah. Tanya somthieng or other from econ. Go go go.
Screen name: you know
Weapon of Choice: Chloe and other stuff
Ultimate Weapon: ?
May 5, 2004 06:09:50 (GMT Time)


Name:Jaxin Gardner
Comments:I'll take the dance
Screen name: eyebrowsoffire
Weapon of Choice: Serrated Spoon
Ultimate Weapon: Wire Wisk
May 5, 2004 06:07:05 (GMT Time)


Name:me again
Comments:welll duh. I can't compair do dave plant! And you just didn't like my rateing cuz i didn't like your story. you biased basterd. Come on. I was bored. Your story wasnt the best crap out there so I felt like doing some thing else. Like I care what you rate me! ha! Crap that spills from my comps moulth? sure. Dont care. Cant spell... true, but that doesnt matter. If it mattered could I do this!? huh!? (that's a mr. harmachis joke for you all who don't take his class) Well you know what I have to say to that? you can dance if you want to, but do you have any kings, cuz I really want your kings, and kings are nice, and yeah so just give me all your kings.
Screen name: blahblahblah
Weapon of Choice: Chloe, kids, shinai
Ultimate Weapon: blah blah blah
May 5, 2004 06:05:22 (GMT Time)


Name:Jaxin
Comments:I'm going to rate Neal's last rating. Now, if I was rating against, say, David Plant, I would probably give it a 1.2, but rating against the usual garbage that spews from his mouth and computer, I'd give it a 7. Now, if Neal uses the same format again, the rating instantly drops to a negative 1 jillion, because that was just getting stale as he finished it up. If he leaves it at that, well, all that we can complain about is the fact that he can't spell worth crap.
Screen name: eyebrowsoffire
Weapon of Choice: Serrated Spoon
Ultimate Weapon: Wire Wisk
May 5, 2004 06:01:29 (GMT Time)


Name:Guess who.
Comments:Uhh that korean thingy: Yeah. Umm joint stories... so it looked like it could have gone well. the inital part had a good start with the hand of glass and the reveng on the koreans (not that I have anything against koreans, dont get me wrong. They are great people. Infact I know many koreans. The newest korean aqantance of mine I just met today. She is one of chloe's freinds. She seemed pritty nice, but was kinda shy, but that is to be expected as we were in the middle of martial arts class. anyway chloe discribed her as an occtopus/platapus combination, but she didn't look like it at all. I was kinda dissapointed as I was wondering what that would be, but hey, you cant win em all neh? And then Chloe had the nerv to say that I said it about her freind! I mean, I dont even know her friend, and here I am calling her an occtopus/platopus? yeah right. That's not my style, I'd wait untill I knew her before i started making fun of her. She should be ashamed, chloe that is.) But then it started going down hill a bit. the ending (and the alternate. Don't you love storeis with alternate endings?! it makes for so much more variability. Look what would have happend if Lord of the Rings had an alternate ending where insted of frodos finger, his head was bitten off by golem and golem ran away and became king of mordor. Eh!? Is that not the coolest surprize ending ever?! Then all the elves would have to come back from across the sea to fight all the orcs and there would be a much more massive battle. Think about it. Seriously. Then the dwarvs would get in on it. of course all the hobits would be over run, except for a select few that would be kept for their... well you would have to read the very secret diaries to understand. I think it would be bad ass to see an dwarf riding an elf weilding a human against an orc.) were ok. it wasn't really all that great. Id give it like a 3.8/10
Screen name: Come on, you know already.
Weapon of Choice: Chloe, kids, shinai
Ultimate Weapon: Boom boom pop is to stupid, need new weapon.
May 5, 2004 05:47:29 (GMT Time)


Name:Neal Erickson
Comments:oh yeah, I am the 1000th viewer.... but that's kinda sad considering im the only person that looks at this crap... so yeah... it kinda shows that I have no life....
Screen name: if you dont know already your an idiot
Weapon of Choice: as per above
Ultimate Weapon: see up
April 28, 2004 23:59:31 (GMT Time)


Name:neal Erickson
Comments:Stan: Um yeah the begining and, end kinda sucked cept the part, about ripping eyes off of course,. I would say the best part, is the middle where he goes, off on "no matter how many, times blah bedy blah happend..." yeah, that was great. but because of, all the other stuff that was, there I would give this a, 7.
Screen name: BattosaiManji
Weapon of Choice: Chloe, Kids, Shinai
Ultimate Weapon: if the commas make it hard to read, ask Ms. West
April 28, 2004 01:42:46 (GMT Time)


Name:Neal E.
Comments:Ninjas are cool: Umm odd... don't you normaly just kill them...? Not very funny, ,but better than scrubbing floors. eh... 3?
Screen name: BattosaiManji
Weapon of Choice: Chloe - Kids - Shinai
Ultimate Weapon: Explosive Soda Dance
April 13, 2004 01:51:07 (GMT Time)


Name:Guess, im the only person that ever posts...
Comments:Clownja log: Clown #1, Ninja #95.5: Well this one was interesting. It was well done, but it wasn't laugh my ass off funny. But it was still good. I like the part about the clown stoping to help the other one unjam the gun. But all this prasing of ninjas is odd... normaly he just kills them... anyway this one gets a good ol 5.8
Screen name: Im sure you know by now, BattosaiManji
Weapon of Choice: Chloe, Kids, Shinai
Ultimate Weapon: explosive soda dance
April 13, 2004 01:49:20 (GMT Time)


Name:Neal Erickson
Comments:Travis, have you ever danced with chloe? She has razor blades in her hair, so when I do underarm turns she whips people with her razorbladed hair. It's dangerouse stuff. and breaths fire. very scary.
Screen name: BattosaiManji
Weapon of Choice: Chloe - Shinai - Kids
Ultimate Weapon: Boom Boom Pop
April 6, 2004 03:42:18 (GMT Time)


Name:Travis posts useless garbage here
Comments:Travis posts useless garbage here
Screen name: Travis posts useless garbage here
Weapon of Choice: Travis posts useless garbage here
Ultimate Weapon: Travis posts useless garbage here
April 5, 2004 03:29:45 (GMT Time)


Name:Jaxin Gardner
Comments:Trust me Travis, I've been attacked with Chloe before. I don't know what you're thinking.
Screen name: eyebrowsoffire
Weapon of Choice: Serrated Spoon
Ultimate Weapon: Wire Wisk
April 5, 2004 03:28:01 (GMT Time)


Name:Travis is Cool
Comments:Travis is Cool
Screen name: Travis is Cool
Weapon of Choice: Travis is Cool
Ultimate Weapon: Travis is Cool
April 4, 2004 08:07:27 (GMT Time)


Name:See Below
Comments:How is chloe a weopon unless...oooh...wait neals not twisted like that...
Screen name: See Below
Weapon of Choice: I got lazy
Ultimate Weapon: Typing See below and lazy just as much work as writing it again...uhhh...my mind...
April 4, 2004 08:06:35 (GMT Time)


Name:TrAvIs
Comments:I lost my stories in the mail...they where here before...in any case all your origonal stories are 10's your new ones also around 10's everything else slightly less cuz they all have big words like the manji vrs shisa...long name...hard to follow...websites good keep up good work jaxin...theyre everywhere watching and waiting...
Screen name: sucietysfalt
Weapon of Choice: Rafi-(the guy who sings whale song)
Ultimate Weapon: my mind...
April 4, 2004 08:04:27 (GMT Time)


Name:Neal Erickson
Comments:Lary and the Dodecahedron: .... ok so we have LOTR, Greek myths, and Wolfinstine or Doom in here. This original work of art seems to be comprised of many different works of art (if you call Wolfinstine or Doom a work of art). It was alright, I mean it was ok. Eh it wasn't that great. The jiggen referance was good... I guess. Id say 4.5.
Screen name: BattosaiManji
Weapon of Choice: Chloe - Kids - Shinai
Ultimate Weapon: Boom Boom Pop
March 31, 2004 23:43:50 (GMT Time)


Name:Who-cares
Comments:What-ever
Screen name: Where-you get lost
Weapon of Choice: When-the early bird gets the worm, the second mouse gets the cheese
Ultimate Weapon: Why-because we can
March 26, 2004 06:24:58 (GMT Time)


Name:The Schizo Feather Duster
Comments:The Meaning of a Song gave us deep emotions and made us want to eat bread (without mayonais of course). Sorry to say NINJAS RULE, ALWAYS!!!! we liked all of your stories except those. you are a very talented writer, keep it up. Casa-o (spanish)!!!!
Screen name: Xeenez and Nj4tunecokie
Weapon of Choice: The feather duster, killer paper cranes
Ultimate Weapon: Squrting guns (with chocolate milk)
March 26, 2004 06:21:29 (GMT Time)


Name:Jaxin Gardner
Comments:Uncle Hat wants YOU to join the "Hat Association of America."
Screen name: eyebrowsoffire
Weapon of Choice: Serrated Spoon
Ultimate Weapon: Wire Wisk
March 23, 2004 02:03:53 (GMT Time)


Name:Neal Erickson
Comments:First Quickwrite: Well, the first time I read this, I loved it. Over time I have become desensetized to it from all the refrances. You know how when you read something and it's funny and you talk about it a lot and build it up in your mind and then go back and read it and it's not as great as it was the first time? Well it's kinda like that. So trying to recall my initial recation, I'd say a 7.
Screen name: BattosaiManji
Weapon of Choice: Chloe - Kids - Shinai
Ultimate Weapon: Boom boom Pop
March 22, 2004 04:05:05 (GMT Time)


Name:Neal Erickson
Comments:Quickwrite for November 19, 2003: Ah another good one. Short and to the point. I love the part about joyfull music as the panda eats him. I would say 8 for my rateing, but the pandamonium pun was so terrible it brought it down to a 6. Sorry there jackson.
Screen name: BattosaiManji
Weapon of Choice: Chloe - Kids - Shinai
Ultimate Weapon: Boom boom Pop
March 22, 2004 04:02:36 (GMT Time)


Name:Neal Erickson
Comments:Quickwrite for November 14, 2003: Yeah, that was good. Id say a 7. "When I say thousands, I mean 57" Well now he's up to 94.5. You'll have to ask him about the .5 but it's good. I like the part about ninjas bein twice as vicious as killer elephants. Good times.
Screen name: BattosaiManji
Weapon of Choice: Chloe - Kids - Shinai
Ultimate Weapon: Boom Boom Pop
March 22, 2004 04:00:00 (GMT Time)


Name:Neal Erickson
Comments:My dinner with smarter-child: Umm yeah this wasn't that interseting. the vietnam part was, and the killing ninja but the part about making fun of you wasn't all that great. Id give this a 2. Sorry man, I know you can do better.
Screen name: Battosai Manji
Weapon of Choice: Chloe - Kids - Shinai
Ultimate Weapon: Boom Boom Pop, Boom Boom Pop.
March 19, 2004 02:49:34 (GMT Time)


Name:Neal Erickson
Comments:Well mr. ryan. Why you ask? Simply because Manji is better. You wouldn't understand the others without haveing read inuyasha/verysecretdiaries, or been exposed to some of the other tirades we have gone on. I don't care if you don't find it funny, it's there for my personal amusement. =p. jackson's was halarious though, best thing ever written.
Screen name: BattosaiManji
Weapon of Choice: Chloe-Kids-Shinai
Ultimate Weapon: Boom Boom Pop... Boom boom Pop
March 17, 2004 04:19:51 (GMT Time)


Name:ryan
Comments:you guys spend way too much time worrying about your weapons...
no keep in mind that ive never read any of your dumb comics but those duels were dumb, the only one i enjoyed was jaxins, which was funny. why are you guys so defensive of your favorite comic book character? why cant we be friends?
Screen name: ivrhino
Weapon of Choice: yellow dice bag
Ultimate Weapon:
March 17, 2004 00:34:41 (GMT Time)


Name:Neal Erickson
Comments:Jackson's rendition of Manji vs. Seshomaru: However inacurate (eg. manji being stuipd), or acurate but displeasing (ie. me not haveing any personality for manji) it was, it was great. I was laughing the entier time. Most of you guys wouldnt like it but I loved it! I give it a 9.999999 because I can't rate anything 10, that would mean it is perfect, and nothing is perfect or so my momy always told me...
Screen name: BattosaiManji
Weapon of Choice: Chloe-Kids-Shinai
Ultimate Weapon: -boom boom pop, boom boom pop-
March 16, 2004 06:32:38 (GMT Time)


Name:Jaxin Gardner
Comments:Hey, as long as Miye's not around, I find it pretty funny. And I'd also find it pretty funny if I had to "make punch" and everyone else had to dance...yes, quite humorous indeed...
Screen name: eyebrowsoffire
Weapon of Choice: Serrated Spoon
Ultimate Weapon: Wire Wisk
March 16, 2004 04:18:06 (GMT Time)


Name:julian
Comments:Heart Problem Henry - 9, Jerry and Winslow Play Go-8.5, The Meaning of a Song -9 ,The Badger Who Got Distracted -9 gooooooooooooooooooo jackson!
Screen name:
Weapon of Choice:
Ultimate Weapon:
March 16, 2004 04:18:04 (GMT Time)


Name:Neal Erickson
Comments:So I could use it and you guys wouldnt hunt me down?
Screen name: BattosaiManji
Weapon of Choice: Chloe - Kids - Shinai
Ultimate Weapon: - nill -
March 16, 2004 04:16:13 (GMT Time)


Name:Jaxin Gardner
Comments: Good point. I wouldn't use the wire wisk unless the fate of the world was at stake or something.
And about the boom boom pop, it is quite an effective weapon. I loved Morgans reaction...mwahahaha!
Screen name: eyebrowsoffire
Weapon of Choice: Serrated Spoon
Ultimate Weapon: Wire Wisk
March 16, 2004 04:14:52 (GMT Time)


Name:Neal Erickson
Comments:Well... I use it a lot.. It cant be my ultimate if I use it a lot. So I don't have an ultimate... I just have lots and lots of primary, depending on where I am. I could use the boom boom pop song as my ultimate weapon.. Iwas really thinking about it (starting 12 seconds ago) but I think I would be hunted down and killed.
Screen name: BattosaiManji
Weapon of Choice: Chloe - Little kids - Shinai
Ultimate Weapon: - Nill -
March 16, 2004 04:11:22 (GMT Time)


Name:Jaxin Gardner
Comments:And after all that, Neal gives up the shinai as his ultimate weapon.
Screen name: eyebrowsoffire
Weapon of Choice: Serrated Spoon
Ultimate Weapon: Wire Wisk
March 16, 2004 04:07:39 (GMT Time)


Name:Neal Erickson
Comments:The badger that got distracted: This was good, had inteligent stuff in it, but just wasn't as funny as some of the other stuff. Id say a 3-4 so like 3.5. That's not to say it's bad, it's just less than average work for jackson. and as a test I attempt to create a new line
hey is this a new line?
Screen name: BattosaiManji
Weapon of Choice: Chloe - Little Kids - Shinai
Ultimate Weapon: Don't really have one... Shinai is to usefull for ultimate.
March 16, 2004 04:05:34 (GMT Time)


Name:ryan
Comments:the badger that got distracted: and the moral of the story is dont do drugs or youll end up glued to the sky. not bad, not one of your funniest, but still good stuff, i give it a 7
Screen name: ivrhino
Weapon of Choice: yellow dice bag
Ultimate Weapon: ...
March 16, 2004 03:53:57 (GMT Time)


Name:Pablo
Comments:Fun times. Good stories, random, but entertaining and humorous. The Meaning of a Song was good, nice imagery. Basically, good work. A slightly longer story would be a good addition.
Screen name: KragJansen
Weapon of Choice: m4 carbine
Ultimate Weapon: m60 machine gun
March 16, 2004 00:09:22 (GMT Time)


Name:ryan
Comments:*pst*morgan, neal called you a doo-doo head, and by the way, neal, your an idiot
while im here i guess ill rate the value of a song: im not much of a poet, so i cant tell you how well written it is, but it brings up some interesting ideas,i guess if i had to rate it id give it an 8. keep up the good work, maybe add some more serious pieces of writting like this.
Screen name: ivrhino
Weapon of Choice: yellow dice bag
Ultimate Weapon: who knows
March 15, 2004 03:56:58 (GMT Time)


Name:Jaxin
Comments:Hmm...that lasted a depressingly shorter time than I would have hoped...oh well...
Screen name: eyebrowsoffire
Weapon of Choice: Serrated Spoon (Grapefruit Spoon, for killing graperfruits like Chloe)
Ultimate Weapon: Wire Wisk
March 13, 2004 23:13:08 (GMT Time)


Name:morgan
Comments:ok neal u can have the shanai but u didnt put it as urs u put chloe as urs so i didnt steal it. and it wasnt my fault that the staff hit me in the head blame it on the staff. that was actually quite painful
Screen name: smurfette9290
Weapon of Choice: killer penguins
Ultimate Weapon: none
March 13, 2004 23:09:48 (GMT Time)


Name:neal Erikcson
Comments:A cat fight? Heh... it's more of a one sided sloughter in my favor.
Screen name: BattosaiManji
Weapon of Choice: Chloe - Throwing Kids
Ultimate Weapon: Shinai
March 12, 2004 05:12:40 (GMT Time)


Name:Jaxin Gardner
Comments:*Gets lawn chair out, gets lemonade, sits back*
Ooh, this should get interesting...a catfight between Neal and Morgan...
Screen name: eyebrowsoffire
Weapon of Choice: Serrated Spoon (Grapefruit Spoon)
Ultimate Weapon: Wire Wisk
March 12, 2004 00:20:24 (GMT Time)


Name:neal Erickson
Comments:Morgan, you can't have your ultiate weapon be a shinai for many reasons:
1) It's already my weapon.
2) You don't own one.
3) You don't use it enought.
4) You siad you were a peacefull person.
5) It's mine, stay the hell away.
6) It's not creative, the only reason it's mine is because it was assigned to me by jackson.
7) It doesn't fit your personality
8) You cant have an ultimate weapon without haveing a non ultimate weapon because ultimacy must be in relation to something else.
9) You didn't come up with the idea on your own.
10) It's to powerfull for you. You hit your self in the head with a staff doing figure 8s, what would a shinai do to you?

There you go, 10 reasons why you can't have a shinai as an ultimate weapon. You have to be creative.
Screen name: BattosaiManji
Weapon of Choice: Dancing with Chloe/Throwing Little Kids
Ultimate Weapon: SHINAI
March 11, 2004 04:52:33 (GMT Time)


Name:Morgan
Comments:The lettuce one was good. same with the poem- totally different. and the old guy one i liked- i think it was called clancy.
Screen name: smurfette9290
Weapon of Choice: im a peaceful person. ok not really but oh well.
Ultimate Weapon: shanii
March 11, 2004 02:02:52 (GMT Time)


Name:Neal Erickson
Comments:The Meaning of a Song - Well it's not funny. So I can't rate it on a humor thing, and if I did it would get a 0 because it wasnt ment to be funny. It was good though
Screen name: BAttosaiManji
Weapon of Choice: Chloe-throwing kids1
Ultimate Weapon: shinai
March 10, 2004 04:50:03 (GMT Time)


Name:Neal Erickson
Comments:Jerry and Winslow Play Go - Covered in mayonase and set on fire, Hell yeah! And he even put in the optional spelling of Basterd! But again no points for correct/incorect spelling. Id say this is a 5.5, just above average. Either my gradeing is getting to harsh or your stories are declining, im not so sure which...
Screen name: BattosaiManji
Weapon of Choice: Dancing with Chloe / Judo with small children
Ultimate Weapon: Shanai
March 3, 2004 03:48:27 (GMT Time)


Name:ryan
Comments:jerry and whatever his friends name is - nice work man, your best fight scene yet. all that over a game of go... i give it an 8.5
Screen name: ivrhino
Weapon of Choice: yellow dice bag
Ultimate Weapon: ????
March 3, 2004 03:31:50 (GMT Time)


Name:ryan
Comments:heart problem hary - another life after death story... you seem to be running out of ideas, anyways still good stuff, ddr sucks, 7
Screen name: ivrhino
Weapon of Choice: yellow dice bag
Ultimate Weapon: none yet
March 1, 2004 03:47:07 (GMT Time)


Name:Neal Erickson
Comments:Heart Problem Henry: Well that was alright. It started off pritty well with the hampsters and the racoons and the xylophone thingy that I cant spell, but when he found himself in purgatory, it was to much like Freddy the frog findign himself in a white waiting room. So Id say this is just a bit below average, like a 4.95 maybe 4.951... yeah that's it.
Screen Name BattosaiManji
Weapon of Choice Primay: Dancing with Chloe - Ultamate: Shinai
Ultimate Weapon
Febuary 29, 2004 07:25:52 (GMT Time)


Name:julian
Comments:Max's Affair With Jugs and Waiters - 9 Riding A Moose - 9 clancy - 10 dont fear the monkey - 9 Floor Scrubbin' - 8 Freddy the Frog - 8.4 Happy Wiggle Bunny - 10 Harry the Friendly Head of Lettuce - 10 Ninja Log: 63, 64, 65 - 9 Ninja Log: 80, 81, 82 - 9 mannnnnn ur storiez rock! they are really like deep too i think that reading these stoires improvez u as a person by like 6 or so pointz way to go jackson!
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Febuary 29, 2004 03:04:56 (GMT Time)


Name:ryan
Comments:clancy- 10 because it was written for me dont fear the monkey- decent by jackson standards, i loved the micro machines in the washing machine line, i give it a 6, floor scrubbin- ehhh, not bad, i liked the "you cant spell blah blah blah" but the rest was only mediocre. freddy the frog- one of jacksons best, i give it an 8 happy wiggle bunny- good stuff, 8 henry the friendly head of lettuce- jacksons best,9, i even detected some real life messages in this one ninja logs all get a 3 because they arnt that great, and no one wants to hear jackson go on and on about how much ass he kicks riding a moose- not bad, doesnt really stand out either, gets a 6 because meese own max's affair- another of jacksons best, gets a 9 because of the selling their souls to capitalism part.
Screen Name ivrhino
Weapon of Choice yellow bag of dice
Febuary 29, 2004 02:13:53 (GMT Time)


Name:Neal Erickson
Comments:Max's Afair with Jugs and Waiters - This was fairly well done. I like the part about the huge vortex of unending horror. I think I'll give this puppy a 6
Screen Name BattosaiManji
Weapon of Choice No common weapon, but ultamate weapon is a shinai
Febuary 27, 2004 06:43:59 (GMT Time)


Name:Travis(fish)
Comments:Happy wiggle bunny 10, Freddy Frog 9.7, Harry Lettuce 9.3, Clancy 9.1, riding Moose 8.8, Monkey Fear and nija logs 8.5...All great hard to rate the rime not intentional keep up the good work
Screen Name SucietyFalt
Weapon of Choice sharpened guitar pick(color has not been discovered yet)
Febuary 27, 2004 06:08:17 (GMT Time)






Name:Neal Erickson
Comments:Clancy - Id say its about average (for jackson, not for the average joe mind you) so Id give Clancy a 5. Don't Fear the Monkey - Again on the jackson scale, I think this would get a 6.5 because of it's creativity. Floor Scrubbin' - Umm yeah that was not all that great. On the Jackson scale it gets a 3. Freddy the Frog - Pure unadulterated goodness... Id say 8.5. This is a must read. Happy Wiggle Bunny - Pritty good, id say a 6.5 on the jackson scale. Harry the Friendly Head of Lettuce - This is great just cuz of the communust manifeso on the wall part. Id say 5.5 as the rest was just average work. Brother of a 3 leged pig (Ninja log: 63, 64, 65 for all you idiots out there) - This is what started it all... Id give it a 5. Ninja Log: 80, 81, 82 - This was terrible. It ranks down there with floor scurbbin (slightly above average for most people, but crap for jackson) so Id give this pille of male bovine excrement a 1. Riding A moose: Damn strait! Meese not that stupid moose as plurrle, only idots say it that way. Well I cant give it a high score just for correct spelling so this one gets a 5. Pritty average work
Screen name: BattosaiManji
Weapon of Choice: No common weapon yet, but ultamate weapon is the Shinai
Febuary 27, 2004 04:57:08 (GMT Time)







Name:Jaxin
Screen name: eyebrowsoffire
Weapon of Choice: Serrated Spoon (Grapefruit Spoon)
Comments:Rate my stories on a scale of 1 to 10. Rate all of them, none of them, or anywhere inbetween.
Febuary 27, 2004 02:36:52 (GMT Time)


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