Floor Scrubbin
The best thing about scrubbing floors is sometimes you get scrubbing so hard the floor deteriorates and becomes a gateway to a new dimension, which is kind of cool. There, there are many things similar to the things in this dimension, only different colors, or with magic powers. For example, rabbits (one of the coolest animals there is in this dimension) here are white and cute. However, in a floor scrubbing dimension (also known as a Scrubmension), rabbits are a pinkish purple and have teeth the size of telephone poles, and twice as sharp. That still isn't very sharp, but nonetheless, it's a pretty cool animal.
The worst thing that could happen while scrubbing floors is if the roof of your house gets blown off in a hurricane and a guy on a motorcycle lands on you. That can be bad, because people on motorcycles sometimes put spikes on their wheels, at least in other dimensions I've seen.
But all in all, scrubbing floors is worth a try. Sure, you might die, or maybe lose a limb, but according to the Floor Scrubber's Bible, You can't spell 'Floor Scrubbing' without an 'H'!
I'm not sure exactly what this means yet, but it sure sounds profound. Only, you can spell Floor Scrubbing without an H. In fact, you can't not spell Floor Scrubbing without an H. Furthermore, the Floor Scrubbers Bible is that same phrase written over and over again, with the occasional picture of a bucket of legos. What a ripoff. I spend $13.95 on it.
Oh well, you can't spell Ripoff without a B. Anyway kids, stay away from the drugs, or you'll turn out like me, Floor Scrubbin' Pete! Back
