Ramon the Aardvark
Once, there was a duck named Heather. Heather had a job at a lemonade stand, pouring glasses of lemonade from a pitcher. She got a percentage of the revenue, but their small business was not very sucessful due to their use of rocks instead of lemons, since this story takes place before lemons were invented.
One day, while experimenting with tape and glue, Heather invented lemons. However, the first person she told was her superior at the company, Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise took the new idea of these "lemons" and acted as if he had come up with the idea and took all the credit that was truly due to Ramon--I mean...Heather.
Anyway, that's why Tom Cruise is a big celebrity nowadays. Some say that the ghost of Heather the Aardvark still roams around Pismo Beach, which is strange, because the lemonade stand was actually started in Skokie, Illinois. That's where those bulletin boards are made!
